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Mr. Bagel Productions Presents
"The A**hole Monologues"

Recent Performers/Contributors:

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Anthony Aranda, The A**hole Crew, Kate Baldwin, m.i. blue, John Bolton, Joshua Raoul Brody, Danielle E. Campbell, Pat Carey, Jennifer Castle, Donna Lynne Champlin, Derek Cochran, Michael Colby, Nina Czitrom, Brian d'Arcy James, Ovan Deevus, Pete DeMeo, Edgar, John Treacy Egan, Ray Ellin, Deanna Fleysher, Gibson Frazier, Jordan Gelber, Ned Paul Ginsburg, Christopher Gray, Mark Growden, Carla Hardaway, Ed Herbstman, Robert Hickling, Doug Katsaros, Benjamin Kessler, Kasey Klemm, Rob Kramer, Gerri Lawlor, Max Leavitt, Dan Lipton, Molly Lloyd, Cole Louison, Heather Mac Rae, Derek Manson, Kara Jane McNamara, Jenny Meyer, David Nagler, Daniel Neiden, David Norfleet, Brooke Marie Procida, June Rachelson-Ospa, Corey Rosen, Steven Rosen, Dave Rossmer, Nick Stevens, Scott Sanders, Raynor Scheine, Miriam Shor, Mona Slomsky, Nick Stevens, Ken Triwush, Lee Wilkof, Michael Winther,


COREY ROSEN (DIRECTOR/PRODUCER/WRITER/PERFORMER)

Corey hails from Rochester, New York. He performs and produces improv and sketch shows regularly in San Francisco with BATS Improv.

Corey's award-winning short films (including Keep Clear and Sockrotika VII: The Smell of Socks) have screened at festivals around the globe. He is also a Creature Technical Director at Industrial Light + Magic.

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STEVEN ROSEN (WRITER/PERFORMER/CO-PRODUCER)

Braodway: Monty Python's Spamalot. Off-Broadway: Abie's Island Rose (Jewish Repertory Theatre), The Castle, The Golem (Manhattan Ensemble Theatre). He also has performed at: Manhattan Theatre Club, The Public and Carnegie Hall. Regional: Complete Works of Wllm Shkspr (Abridged) , Charlie Baker in The Foreigner (both directed by Scott Schwartz), Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors , and Pseudolus. Film: Todd Solondz's STORYTELLING. TV: Ed (NBC). Steven also performs with the sketch comedy group Utah Arm. BFA from NYU, Tisch.

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DAN LIPTON (WRITER/MUSICAL DIRECTOR)

Dan Lipton (Music Director) was the original pianist for The Full Monty and its Grammy-nominated cast recording. He has conducted Urinetown on Broadway and appears regularly across the country accompanying Audra McDonald. With filmmaker Jeff Yorkes, he has created 8 and Up, a live music video based on the Simon electronic memory game. With David Rossmer, he has written the musicals JOE! and notes to MariAnne. Lipton has released two solo albums, Travelogue and Life in Pictures, which received a 2003 ASCAPlus Award for popular music. When on the web visit dan-lipton.com.

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MONA SLOMSKY (CASTING DIRECTOR)

Mona, a Philadelphia native, has been working at Tara Rubin Casting in New York for 2 years. Some of their current projects include MAMMA MIA!, THE PRODUCERS, and the upcoming BOMBAY DREAMS. She hopes to continue on this path and eventually manage the careers of her incredibly talented friends, as well as produce and collaborate on interesting projects. Thank you to Corey and Steve for giving her the opportunity to challenge herself. She does not have a website, but if you'd like more information on her, she is very approachable.

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DANIELLE E. CAMPBELL (STAGE MANAGER)

Danielle is honored to be working with such a consumate group of talented professionals. She's Stage Managed: Company at the Lucille Lortel Theatre, Epimenedis at the Lambs, and with Theatresports Ltd., The Luigi Board and You're It!

Her fovorite roles have included Titania/Hippolyta in Midsummer Night's Dream, Rose in Dancing at Lughnasa, Marian in The Music Man, Anita in West Side Story and Penny in HONK!

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ANTHONY ARANDA (WRITER/PERFORMER)

Having recently moved to New York via Flatbush Brooklyn to study Film at Brooklyn College; this will be his New York stage debut (and fittingly so). He has recently directed his first short film "Red Skies at Night 7" which is due to make it's web premier soon.

This is the 3rd time he has been involved with the show and would like to thank Corey and Steven for doing the show AFTER he moved to New York. Anthony would also like to state for the record that he has gotten over whatever the hell made him write that damn monologue a long time ago... just FYI.

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THE A**HOLE CREW (WRITERS/PERFORMERS)

The A**hole Crew is a group of 12th graders at East Side Community High School in Manhattan. They are political, creative, artistic, intelligent, motivated, and planning on ruling the world some day. They are:

  • Khaiya Alexis, who went to middle school for acting, set design and video. She is a dancer and plans to study early childhood education and dance.
  • Brian Alston, an African-American 17-year old willing to challenge ideas that are unjust. He wants to study law.
  • Salimah Augustus, a 17-year old future lawyer. She loves to write and hopes to attend Howard University in the fall.
  • Michelle Cheng, a 16-year old Chinese-American girl who moved from Chinatown to the Lower East Side. Acting has been a great change for her because she has the chance to show her creative side. It gives her the chance to be herself (DDR and Bubble tee rules!).
  • Ixchel Frierson, an aspiring dancer who participated in the Manhattan Arts Institute Program for 2 summers. She hopes to attend Sarah Lawrence College and major in dance.
  • Karizma Johnson (a.k.a. Tweet), an 18-year old and loves to dance and perform. She is an inspirational intellectual and loves her job at the Cold Stone Creamery on 42nd Street. She hopes to do something in the field of social work.
  • Lizeth Talia Martinez, a Mexican liberal thinker from the Lower East Side who is not afraid to share part of her thinking with the world. Lizeth is an active participant in the anti-war movement, a member of A.N.S.W.E.R. and tries to promote peace throughout the world. She hopes to be a politician.
  • Sasha Medero, a 17 year- old who hopes to attend Fordham University in the fall of 2004. Her time is spent doing anything that intrigues or sparks her mind and helping people in need. She loves working with kids and hopes to become a lawyer.
  • Kiel Milliman, at age of 16, a very multi-talented person. He has acted and danced and has had his artwork exhibited in the Brooklyn Museum of Art. He hopes to get drafted into the NBA, but if that doesn't work, hopes to become a graphic artist.
  • Erika Sequeira, a native Mexican, lives with her mother and younger brother on the Lower East Side and can’t wait to turn 18 and take Bush out of office. She plans to study political science and eventually go to law school.
  • Derrick Waterman, a student like any other student with a background which he might not like to speak of. Derrick is an artist - one of those black poets with a Devil's tongue and the tendency to claim the world as his own.
  • and Erica Litke, math teacher and a**hole advisor. A dancer who studied math at Oberlin College, she has a Master's Degree in Education from Harvard University. She can't think of anything better than this group of talented and dynamic teenagers running the world one day.

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    KATE BALDWIN (PERFORMER)

    Ms. Baldwin was a 2003 Helen Hayes Award Nominee and recipient of rave reviews, called a "luminescent delight," even, for her lead role in the Arena Stage's production of South Pacific. She's also recently performed in Broadway productions of Thoroughly Modern Millie, and The Full Monty. Kate is a graduate of Northwestern University.

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    m. i. blue (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Responsible for the informational pamphlet: HOW TO BLOW UP A CHURCH and co-producer of San Francisco's yearly DADFEST...most recently translated into Japanese and seen participating in the show WORDFUCK. m.i.blue can also make monkey and elephant noises. You can reach him: uncleblue@earthlink.net.

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    JOHN BOLTON (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    John Bolton has played leading roles on Broadway in Contact, Titanic and How To Succeed... and was featured in Damn Yankees with Jerry Lewis. He has many Off and Off-off Broadway credits and has appeared on TV's "Ed", "As the World Turns", "Guiding Light" and "All My Children. John has a BA in Journalism and has written about pop culture for many publications in addition to contributing to the Emmy Award winning PBS show "Zoom". Maxine and Jerry: you must be very proud.

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    JOSHUA RAOUL BRODY (SONGWRITER)

    Joshua Raoul Brody spends most of his time accompanying improvisational theater (True Fiction Magazine; BATS Improv, Bayfront Theater all the time), sensitive singer-songwriters (Merle "Ian Shoales" Kessler; Kitty Ultrasound) and uncategorizable anomalies (Tonal Chaos; A Karen Carpenter Christmas). On the other hand, he earns most of his income composing for film (Vegas In Space), video (the Playboy Channel's Sexy Urban Legends), and multimedia (Tiny Tank). If you think this was more information than you needed, wait until you see www.jraoul.org.

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    PAT CAREY (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Pat Carey is a writer and a comic living in San Francisco. He grew up near Boston working at the family business, Kelly's Roast Beef. His first book will be available in December 2003 or January 2004. It is a collection of true stories about his family: Growing Up Irish Catholic, and Surviving My Mom's Eleven Sisters. Check out www.yourwifenaked.com for details.

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    JENNIFER CASTLE (WRITER)

    Jennifer grew up outside New York City and graduated from Brown University's creative writing program while the Fine Young Cannibals were still hot. Her work has appeared in magazines, websites, and unproduced screenplays, as well as luggage catalogs across the country. She is currently the Executive Producer of "It's My Life", a new PBS website for kids, and is at work on her first novel. She lives in Hollywood.

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    DONNA LYNNE CHAMPLIN (PERFORMER)

    Donna Lynne Champlin was most recently seen on Broadway in Hollywood Arms at The Cort Theatre, based on Carol Burnett's best-selling memoir One More Time, and directed by twenty-time Tony winner Harold Prince. She played Grandmother/Francoise in Playwright's Horizons' My Life With Albertine Off Broadway, workshopped the musical workshop of Harold and Maude in May and played Madame Matroppo in Goodspeed's Very Good Eddie this summer.

    A native of Rochester, New York, Champlin attended Carnegie Mellon University and trained at Oxford University in association with Yale Drama School's renowned British American Dramatic Academy program. Summer stock and regional credits include Fame opposite Brian d'Arcy James, Three Penny Opera, and Dorian. Champlin made her Broadway debut in James Joyce's The Dead, understudying Emily Skinner in the role of Mary Jane, and eventually taking over the part when Skinner left the show. Her Off-Broadway credits include Jerome Kern's Very Warm for May at Carnegie Hall, Reunion, and Stars In Your Eyes.

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    DEREK COCHRAN (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Derek Cochran has been called the genius behind theatre and improv in the Bay Area going on 4 years now. After countless parades, shrines, dedications and memorials, he has agreed to lend his talents to this show and bring to it a touch of noble dignity and class. Derek has also been called a pompous a**hole on numerous occasions and is considered an expert in that field. One of these statements is true.

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    MICHAEL COLBY (LYRICIST)

    Michael is the librettist/lyricist of CHARLOTTE SWEET (Drama Desk Award nomination), NORTH ATLANTIC (Show Business Award), and LUDLOW LADD. He was chief writer for New Amsterdam Theatre Company, and a frequent writer for TIMELESS DIVAS, Theatre By the Blind, and The NY Festival of Song.

    He wrote STEPHEN SCHWARTZ: A CELEBRATION, special material for ANIMAL CRACKERS (Papermill Playhouse/Goodspeed), and the narration for THE MAYOR MUSICALS, a benefit for Musicals In Concert. Mr. Colby has written special material for: Linda Lavin, Michael Feinstein, Tony Randall, Savion Glover, Ben Vereen, Lainie Kazan, Eric Stoltz, Julie Wilson, & Wilford Brimley.

    He is a member of BMI, the Dramatists Guild, and the Genesius Guild, for which he has co-produced cabaret shows and a Master Class in Cabaret/Theatre performance.

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    NINA CZITROM (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Nina has been stinking up the New York City area since she graduated from NYU's Tisch School of the Arts. On occasion, regional theatre has taken her to other parts of the country where she has had the opportunity to explore the bathroom facilities in many hotel rooms and generally contribute to their foul smells as well. Nina teaches drama, music and art full time to pre-school students and is author of the book, Take a Bow: Lesson Plans for Pre-school Drama , due to be released by Smith & Kraus Publishers early next year. She finds that there is much to be learned from children who, being children, don't think twice about farting in front of a room full of peers.

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    BRIAN D'ARCY JAMES (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    was last seen on Broadway as desperate press agent Sidney Falco in Sweet Smell of Success (TONY Nomination). Other credits include Titanic (created the role of Frederick Barrett), Off-Broadway's The Wild Party and The Good Thief (Obie Award), and Barry Manilow's Harmony. Brian will be performing a song he co-wrote with Clarke Thorell and Dan Lipton (that appears on the companion album to the show, A**hole Music).

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    OVAN DEEVUS (WRITER)

    Ovan Deevus is an actor and writer in Los Angeles. This is his sixth appearance in the A**hole Monologues as a writer. Ovan is pleased to be able to contribute to such a worthy endeavour.

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    PETE DEMEO (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Pete recently performed Leaps of Faith, a series of one-acts after several months of improvising with Gerrit Graham at The New Actors Workshop. He portrayed Sam Adams in Rise Up for the Theatre Project Ensemble. He is twice Emmy nominated for his work on Discover Magazine on the Discovery Channel, besides countless other documentary series and voiceovers. Pete appeared in Pillow Talk at the Producer's Club and the Sam Shepard/Joseph Chaikin collaboration Tongues at the Edinburgh Festival in Scotland. He has studied acting with Fred Kareman and improvisation with Paul Sills.

    Pete has also performed as drummer, singer and musical director with many New York-based acts, including the Five Chinese Brothers, Heather Eatman, Loup Garou and Pancho's Lament. Music from this last group has been heard TV shows such as Dawson's Creek and Seventh Heaven.

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    EDGAR (PERFORMER)

    Edgar is well-versed in the art of artless conversation. His first public appearance was at the San Francisco Museum of Exotica. He has since acted in numerous productions with the band Rosin Coven, and played the role of Edward, in "The Proof," a dark and gloomy song about death written and performed by Jill Tracy and her Malcontent Orchestra at Cafe du Nord. Despite his greenish pallor and curmudgeony expression, Edgar is a charming and sentimental puppet. He is thrilled to be returning to the A**hole Monologues. www.puppetsandpie.com

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    JOHN TREACY EGAN (PERFORMER)

    John is currently playing the role of Franz Liebkind in the Broadway production of THE PRODUCERS. He has also played the TONY winning roles of Roger Debris and Max Bialystock.

    He was an original company member of the Broadway production of JEKYLL & HYDE (Atlantic Recordings/Broadway Television Networks) He has toured in productions of CATS and KISS ME KATE. Off-Broadway, John created roles in Howard Crabtree’s WHEN PIGS FLY! (RCA Recordings), and was also an original member of BATBOY The Musical. He has performed regionally in productions of A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, CHESS,CHILDREN OF EDEN, and MASTER CLASS. John can be heard on on theatrical recordings of VIOLET, PARUSIA, and on BROADWAY’S GREATEST GIFTS and on Linda Eder’s CHRISTMAS STAYS THE SAME.

    He has appeared on AS THE WORLD TURNS, LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O’BRIEN, BRAVO presents LINDA EDER IN CONCERT, and VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW on ABC.

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    RAY ELLIN (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Honored as one of the "Ten Standout Stand-Ups Worth Watching" by Back Stage magazine, Ray Ellin is comedy's renaissance man: comic, television host, actor, writer and producer. He is a featured performer in NYC's hottest comedy clubs and the regular weekend emcee at the world famous Comic Strip Live.

    He has racked up an impressive list of television credits including appearances on HBO's "Chris Rock Show," FOX's "Fox X-Press," ABC's "Primetime Live," NBC's "Friday Night" and England's "Mancs vs. Yanks." Ray is also co-creator and producer of the "icaramba.com/Jack Daniel's Latino Comedy Series," a 13-week comedy festival in New York City.

    Ray is very excited to be a part of the A-Hole show. He'd like to thank his proctologist, the Butt-plug Society of America, and every maker of lube.

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    DEANNA FLEYSHER (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Deanna Fleysher--graduate of Amherst College, former Prep School English teacher, current New York party girl and inventor of s&m karaoke--will corrupt the youth of America through improv comedy and naughty books. She is not even 30.

    Oh, she also asked us to stick in a note in here that she just finished a novel, too.

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    GIBSON FRAZIER (PERFORMER)

    Regional Stage Credits: Changes of Heart (Mark Taper Forum), Rough Crossing (Coconut Grove Playhouse), Sunshine Boys (National Actors Theatre), Death of a Salesman (w/ Jack Klugman). New York Stage Credits: Butt-Crack Bingo (La MaMa, ETC), Conquest of the Universe (Salt Theatre), The White Princess (Quiet Theatre), Three Sisters (Chekhov Now Festival), Cause for Alarm (New York Int’l Fringe Festival), The Idiot (Manhattan Ensemble Theatre). Buffalo Nights Theatre Company: Founding member, J.B. (Garland Award), Apollo of Bellac, Meat, The Firebugs (Drama-Logue Award). Film: The Illusion (w/ Kirk Douglas), Man of the Century (also co-writer, co-producer) - 1999 Slamdance Audience Award, 1999 Award for Excellence in Independent Filmmaking by the National Board of Review.

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    JORDAN GELBER (PERFORMER)

    BROADWAY: Avenue Q. NEW YORK: title role in Marty the Musical workshop; Dirty Dancing the Musical workshop. REGIONAL: Yale Rep, Berkshire Theater Festival, Colorado Shakespeare Festival. TELEVISION: all three Law & Order series (recurring as CSU Tech Layton on SVU); Sopranos; Queens Supreme; 100 Centre Street; Guiding Light. FILM: upcoming HBO feature Brooklyn; Riding in Cars with Boys; Changing Lanes; Way Off Broadway.

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    NED PAUL GINSBURG (SONGWRITER/PERFORMER)

    has earned composing honors from The National Endowment For The Arts, The National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, Songwriters¹ Guild Of America, The International Association of Jazz Educators, and Downbeat magazine. His songs and scores have been heard in a number of television programs and in independent film.

    As an orchestrator, he has contributed to the live performances of Bernadette Peters, Liza Minnelli, Chita Rivera, Kathie Lee Gifford, and Elaine Stritch, and to the theater or film scores of composers Jerry Bock, Larry Grossman, Alan Menken, Elliot Goldenthal, and Jason Robert Brown.

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    CHRISTOPHER GRAY (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    has performed/improvised/sung/played/toured with various groups in New England and the SF Bay area. These include The Hempstead Children's Theater, Hackamatack Rep, Bay Area Theatresports, SNAFU, and Tonal Chaos. He is currently taking a break from performing (except the occasional gastro-intestinal benefit) to finish his MFA in sculpture at the Rhode Island School of Design.

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    MARK GROWDEN (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Mark Growden comes from a long line of tall men with short tempers. Oh well. He performs and records solo and with his band "The Electric Piñata." He can be contacted at mark@markgrowden.com.

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    CARLA HARDAWAY (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Carla is a voice actress, improviser and copywriter. She's performed improv with Theatresports, Flash Family, Emotional Hospital, Underdog, Hey You! and guested with National Theater of the Deranged. Her voiceover credits include RogueSquadron II, Brita, Saturn, Toyota, Andronico's, Got Milk, Starbucks, Fruitopia, and a bank in Alabama. Her writing has won awards for ad agencies large and small. She would like to thank the lead filleter at Toothfish Industries for his use of the word "photon" in casual conversation, which inspired this piece.

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    ED HERBSTMAN (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    grew up in Chicago. At Northwestern University, he directed The Mee-Ow Show (stage managed by Corey Rosen). He then became a member of the Second City National Touring Company and taught improv at The ImprovOlympic Theater.

    Ed performed in countless shows at IO and after performing The Improvised Movie at the Aspen Comedy festival with his group Bitter Noah, they all moved to Los Angeles and helped open the ImprovOlympic West. Ed then followed his girlfriend to New York where he directed the pilot for the TV version of the improvised show, Lifegame.

    In July 2001 Ed became a Police Officer in the NYPD. Ed has a beautiful wife and an amazing eight month old son. He is very happy to be performing in tonight's show and hanging out with his old friend Corey once again.

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    ROBERT HICKLING (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Robert Edward Earl Hickling (r.e.e.h@usa.net) has a very long, very English name. He trained, performs and currently teaches at BATS Improv in San Francisco, teaches more improv in Palo Alto at LifePlays, and even more improv at the Hyena Comedy Institute). He has enjoyed the role of Zanni in the Funky Puppet Supper Club, and has titillated in Titillation Theatre. He would like to thank and send love to his family, friends, teachers, and all y'all for being such outstanding, mind-blowing people. He’s excited to have been an A**hole in San Francisco, L.A., A**pen, and now, the great NYC!

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    DOUG KATSAROS (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    is tired of writing nice things about himself. Platinum records, Broadway shows, TV and film scores, all those awards, who needs it! Only an a**hole would write all that junk when all you really care about is if you're having a good time tonight! OK, I'm the guy who wrote "By Mennen". Are you happy now?

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    BENJAMIN KESSLER (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Benjamin Kessler is a Brooklyn-based playwright whose plays include The Professor's Daughter, Luv 2 H8 U and The Ambivalent Participant. He is honored to be among all these fine assholes.

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    KASEY KLEMM (IMPROVISOR)

    Kasey Klemm is an actor, writer, and improviser based in the San Francisco bay area. He is a member of BATS Improv's Main Stage Company and a coach with their school. This is his first time in New York.

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    ROB KRAMER (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    has appeared as an actor on stages in New York and at some of this country's leading regional theaters. Credits include: The Matchmaker (Roundabout Theater Company), the original Off- Broadway Production of GRANDMA SYLVIA'S FUNERAL (So-Ho Playhouse), STANTON'S GARAGE (Actor's Theater Of Louisville/Humana Festival), as well as projects at Manhattan Theater Club, C.S.C. Rep., Playwrights Horizons. Film credits include roles in BILLY BATHGATE,TUNE IN TOMORROW (a.k.a. AUNT JULIA AND THE SCRIPTWRITER), AWAKENINGS, HE SAID/SHE SAID, LAST EXIT TO BROOKLYN. Televison credits: YOU WROTE IT YOU WATCH IT (MTV), FUN IN A BOX (Comedy Central), LAW AND ORDER (NBC).

    Rob also is an award winning director. He teaches acting at many theater training programs and at BOCES CULTRAL ARTS CENTER which is Long Island's premiere high school for the arts.

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    GERRI LAWLOR (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Gerri Lawlor is member of the BATS Improv Company and can most recently heard as the voice of BBCs Sister Randy,The bully in Wildbrains animated film Huberts Brain and the CD rom game The Sims. She is a current member of the music groups Tonal Chaos and The Sexy Liliputians.

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    MAX LEAVITT (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Max is an actor and a musician. When not on tour with his band Hurry-Up Offense, Max likes to watch the Food Network and make love. Acting credits include Angels in America, The Field, Search and Destroy, Law and Order SVU, and Orphans. Punk credits include: The Vans Warped Tour '02+ '03, Last Call with Carson Daly(NBC), Basements, Skateparks, Arcades, Coffee Shops, Squats, Bars, and Clubs All Across America. Max would like to thank Steven and Corey for letting him talk shit.

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    MOLLY LLOYD (PERFORMER)

    New York Theater: Wild Thing, The Lady Winter, Green Eggs and Silly Cats (New Acting Company); The Continuing Adventures of Dick Danger, Grapefruit (West Bank Theater). Molly's excited to list "The A**hole Monologues" on her resume alongside her other shows with saucy titles like "Shopping and F***ing" and "Vampire Lesbians of Sodom."

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    COLE LOUISON (WRITER)

    Cole Louison is a founder of Buzzsaw Haircut, a periodical, and was a reporter for the Ithaca Journal and Vineyard Gazette, and also an island correspondent for WGBH. Until recently, he was a maintenance assistant at the Vermont Sculpture Center. He just moved to Brooklyn. The one monologue about throwing up on a boat is an excerpt from a longer work in progress.

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    HEATHER MAC RAE (PERFORMER)

    Heather Mac Rae is a singer, actress, and nightclub performer. Her stage appearances include Broadway shows Hair, Falsettos, Neil Simon's Rumors, Jesus Christ Superstar, and Off Broadway productions too numerous to list. In addition to the stage, Ms. Mac Rae has had roles in films such as Life with Monkey, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask, and A Perfect Couple. Television appearances include The Sopranos, Law & Order: SVU, Clarissa Explains It All, Frasier, and Starsky And Hutch.

    Heather's vocal stylings are featured on recordings for Falsettoland (DRG), My Name Will Always Be Alice (Original Cast), and Over the Rainbow: The Music of Harold Arlon (DRG). Awards include two Manhattan Association of Cabarets (MAC) awards and the Backstage Bistro Award for Outstanding Theme Show. Her "Songs For My Father," a compilation of songs from the films of her father, Gordon MacRae, has been performed live and captured on CD.

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    DEREK MANSON (PERFORMER)

    Derek is a performer, journalist, Georgia native and Northwestern graduate. He hasn't actually seen his, but hears it looks great. New York stage: Cloud 9, The Lady Winter, Cherry Picking 2003, and Small Change. Regional stage includes: Picasso at the Lapin Agile, Arcadia, and Romeo & Juliet with the Alliance Theatre in Atlanta, GA; Amadeus, Equus, Ah, Wilderness!, All in the Timing, Anything Goes and Laughter on the 23rd Floor. Many thanks to Corey, and special thanks to Clare Mottola and Steve Hughes.

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    KARA JANE MCNAMARA (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Kara Jane McNamara recently finished working on JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT which you can see on that frog network. Kara pretended to be a lawyer on MTV'S THE BLAME GAME for a few years, a show she created with a bunch of guys from Chicago. In the windy city, she toured with The Second City and performed at The Improv Olympic Theatre far too much for her own good. Kara currently performs with Ultimate Improv every Saturday night at The Westwood Brewing Company in Los Angeles.

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    JENNY MEYER (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Jenny Meyer has been improvising for 5 Years. She is a member of Bay Area Theatresports as well as a founding member of Fanclub, and It's All Good! and plays with The Fibbs & ID Figures. She finds Butt Humor very very funny. She has a remote-controlled Fart Machine.

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    DAVID NAGLER (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    David Nagler is the lead singer, songwriter, and founder of Nova Social, a New York/New Jersey-based eclectic pop-rock group. Their acclaimed debut full-length The Jefferson Fracture was released on Big Sleep Records in 2002. They are currently finishing up work on the follow-up Sports Motel, and will begin another full-length this summer.

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    DANIEL NEIDEN (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Daniel Neiden won an EMMY for narrating The Learning Channel's MAD MATH, and created roles in over a dozen Off-Broadway shows. Daniel produced HANNAH SENESH at the Cherry Lane, and NUCLEAR FOLLIES at the Village Gate, and is developing WAITING FOR LEFTY with Elizabeth Swados.

    He is proud of composing the award-winning WELCOME TO TOURETTAVILLE (with June Rachelson-Ospa), as well as producing this summer's KINDNESS CONCERT IN BRYANT PARK. Daniel does commercials, voices for Bill Plympton's films, writes humor for Playboy, and performs marriages.

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    DAVID NORFLEET (SONGWRITER)

    Since 1992, David Norfleet has been improvising music with companies around the U.S. and Canada. During the day, he composes and produces music for film, television, multimedia and installations. From 1995-1998 David was active in New York's improv, live theatre and performance art scene, but recently transplanted himself to San Francisco to start up his own music/sound studio, Seal Rock Music.

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    BROOKE MARIE PROCIDA (aka BM) (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Brooke Marie is a happy go lucky singer song writer living in NYC. Her favorite hobbies include ice sculping and ingesting large amounts of pulled pork at Pearson's Texas Barbecue on the upper east side. She hasn't had a good haircut in months but is no longer searching for Mr. right. You win some, you lose some. For more information on life, karma and pork, visit www.cdbaby.com/brookemarie.

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    JUNE RACHELSON-OSPA (WRITER/PRODUCTION COORDINATOR)

    June Rachelson-Ospa is a Producer for Theater, Lyricist , Director and Scriptwriter. As Producer, she's been involved with ORPHAN TRAIN at York Theater, OH RATS at Vexler Theater in Texas, TRU Musical Reading Series and Production Coordinator for GUARDIAN ANGEL by Mark Bramble and Doug Katsaros at the Cap 21 Theater.

    She wrote lyrics for GONE TO TEXAS and S.W.A.K. Recently June and her son Jonny's Playwright Discovery 2000 Award-winning play, "Welcome To Tourettaville," was performed at Bryant Park in a Kindness Concert produced with Daniel Neiden (see www.tourettaville.com for more info.) Grammy Winner Dr. John recorded song written by June and Daniel to raise TS Awareness.

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    LAUREN ROSENBERG (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Lauren Rosenberg is a native New Yorker with a big heart and a bittersweet bite. She has just finished her first year of studying the Meisner Technique with JoAnna Beckson, has appeared in NYU student films and is currently writing a one-woman show.

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    SCOTT SANDERS (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Scott Sanders was an actor for 10 years in New York and L.A. Abandoned career when his dog became acting superstar. Happy to be on-stage again.

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    RAYNOR SCHEINE (PERFORMER)

    A veteran of over 100 stage productions, including Broadway, Off-Broadway, Regional, Dinner and Children's Theater. Over forty feature films including Fried Green Tomatoes, My Cousin Vinnie, Ace Ventura, The Quick and the Dead, and The Rookie with Dennis Quaid. And dozens of television appearances including, most recently, West Wing, Family Law, J.A.G., Ed, Thirdwatch, and Diagnosis Murder. His best NYC Marathon time is 3:49.

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    MIRIAM SHOR (PERFORMER)

    Miriam Shor created the role of Croatian-born aspiring drag queen Yitzhak for the play Hedwig and the Angry Inch. As with her acclaimed film take on the part, many were duped into believing that she was really a man.

    Although born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Miriam Shor spent her formative years in Italy where her academic father was teaching and studying. She toured with Theodore Bikel in "Fiddler on the Roof." TV and Film roles include Bedazzled, Then Came You, and Inside Schwartz.

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    NICK STEVENS (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Nicholas George Stevens, "Nick" for short, a graduate from NYU's Tisch Scool of the Arts, is a producer, writer and host of THE SHARK SHOW, a weekly comedy show running at The Peoples Improv Theater in New York. Nick, who loves writing run-on introductory sentences in theater bios, has performed at many of the city's top theaters and clubs, including Caroline's and Carnegie Hall (with his sketch group UTAH ARM.) He was a semi-finalist at The Connecticut Comedy Festival (Hooray!), and this past summer he played a Polish psychic in a cheesy dinner theater murder mystery (Uh-oh!) Nick wrote and directed the short film "Senior Weekend, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Prom," which played at some film festivals none of us have ever heard of. Nick blames the Boston Red Sox for his troubles, considers "Caddyshack" the most important piece of American art, thanks all the a**holes who welcomed him into this show, and sends his love to Mom, Dad, Geoff, Emily and you.

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    SURELY YOU JONES (WRITER/PERFORMERS)

    is Dave Rossmer and Ken Triwush. Twin sons of different pirates, Ken and Dave met doing a big fat Broadway tour which inspired a writing frenzy and talk of rock stardom. Between the two of them they've been married, engaged, arrested, on Broadway thrice, done countless TV and Film appearances including absolutely NO porn! (except Ken). A**holes Unite!

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    LEE WILKOF (PERFORMER)

    An accomplished stage actor, particularly in musical theatre, Mr. Wilkof originated the role of Seymour Krelbourne in the original production of "Little Shop of Horrors" Off-Broadway. He also originated the role of Sam Byck in the original Off-Broadway production of the musical "Assassins" for which he receive a Drama Desk Award nomination. He was nominated for a TONY award for Best Featured Actor in a Musical for his portrayal of "First Man," a dimwitted gangster, in the Broadway revival of Cole Porter's classic "Kiss Me, Kate." He can be heard singing on the cast recordings of each of these musicals. Wilkof's film credits include "School of Rock," "Private Parts," "Wholly Moses," and "National Lampoon's Disco Beaver From Outer Space." See Mr. Wilkof's profile on the Internet Movie Database for more details.

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    MICHAEL WINTHER (WRITER/PERFORMER)

    Michael Winther, who recently starred as Mr. Haring in the Public Theater's Radiant Baby, recently joined the Broadway company of Mamma Mia!, playing Harry Bright.

    On Broadway, Michael starred in The Crucible, 1776, Artist Descending a Staircase and Damn Yankees. His Off Broadway credits include Hapgood, Berlin to Broadway, Forever Plaid, and the original cast of Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding. Winther has been seen on screen in Independence Day, Universal Soldier, Law & Order, Mary and Rhoda, The Wild Thornberrys and Rocket Power.

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