Mr. Bagel Productions Presents
"The A**hole Monologues"

"We all laughed till we almost fell off our chairs."
- booboolina





"I was stirred by the ending song"
- Mike S.





"Who knew one could fill an entire evening with the entertainings of the asshole?"
- Jenn E.



"A veritable fireworks display of fucked up hilarity."
- Chris G.





"It was one of the best shows I've seen in 91 years."
- Sally M.





"On Friday I was able to get to the A**hole Monologues at the Exit Theatre.  I had no idea how great this show would be!  Corey Rosen... has put together a delightful review.  In fact, it was one of the funniest things I have seen.  The balance and variety kept me interested all the time.  I laughed so hard at one point, I was crying."
- Kathy M.


This show was fucking hilarious. After listening to poems by "Edgar Allen Poo" and "B.S. Elliot," I almost pooped myself. The only thing that could have made it better would have been if the woman sitting next to me hadn't drank herself into a laughing stupor and hadn't cackled and snorted throughout the whole damn thing.

This show has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of the anus. I think more people should celebrate and embrace their anal endowments. I mean, there's a reason why after a Brazilian wax, the nice lady rubs lotion on your little chocolate starfish. People like that kind of thing.

So, should The Asshole Monologues come to your hometown, I recommend you go see it.
- Rori @ www.vicarious-living.com